1/1/2024 0 Comments Monty python runnerTonight on ‘Is There?’ we examine the question, ‘Is there a life after death?’ And here to discuss it are three dead people.” Mrs Kelly, who owns the flat where they live, has said that they can stay on till the end of the month.” “The BBC wishes to deny rumours that it is going into liquidation. “Well, spam, egg, sausage, and spam – that’s not got much spam in it.” I’ve had more gala luncheons than you’ve had hot dinners.” She’s worn out from meeting film stars, attending premieres, and giving gala luncheons.”ĭad: “There’s nowt wrong with gala lunches lad. “This morning, shortly after 11am, comedy struck this little house on Dibley Road. “This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It’s expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It’s run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!” ![]() “It’s only a wafer-thin mint, sir…” From the Flying Circus TV show A sun that is the source of all our power…” It’s orbiting at ninety miles a second, so it’s reckoned. “Just remember that your standing on a planet that’s evolving, revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour. Keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you’re playing any football try and favour the other leg.” “There’s a lot of it about - probably a virus. “During the night old Perkins had his leg bitten sort of… off.” If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!” “Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to – that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.” “Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ‘ping!’. I’ve got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.” “I think it’s a bit early to start imposing roles on it, don’t you?” “Nah, I’m only pulling your leg, it’s crucifixion really!” From The Meaning of Life They said I hadn’t done anything, so I can go free and live on an island somewhere.” “Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o’clock in the morning? That doesn’t sound very wise to me.” “You’re only making it worse for yourself!” “Look, I don’t think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying ‘Jehovah’.” “He’s not the Messiah – he’s a very naughty boy.” It is a silly place.” From The Life of Brian “On second thoughts, let us not go to Camelot. King Arthur: “What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?”īridgekeeper: “I don’t know that. King Arthur: “It is Arthur – King of the Britons.”īridgekeeper: “What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?” Sir Lancelot: “My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.”īridgekeeper: “What… is your favourite colour?” Sir Lancelot: “Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ‘ere the other side he see.” He rapidly sets himself up.Bridgekeeper: “Stop. Heinz gets off from the runner and walks into the trees. Meanwhile, the hitchhiker, revealed to be Heinz, is still getting a piggyback ride from the Olympic runner. The documentary on Dürer restarts and is rewritten to make Dürer an Arab. Red is offered many dirty items from an Arab (Jones) until the Arab offers pictures of Albrecht Dürer. ![]() She currently lives in Cairo's El Akra district. In the end, the woodcutter and his wife sold their story to Der Spiegel for 40,000 DM, NASA agreed to limit the use of chemical propellants in unmanned launching from Red's grandmother's house and Red became Telefunken's sales representative to the United Arab Republic. The other forest rapists have heard of this and come to cut him down. Heinz had accidentally assaulted only pine trees that morning and was pleased to find a living thing. Meanwhile, Red is out picking flowers and doesn't notice Heinz (Jones), the Stuttgart Rapist. The wolf was shot by the security guards. The wolf hadn't wandered to grandmother's house but the Headquarters of NASA. Grandmother didn't come out but instead Buzz Aldrin. The wolf then went off to Red's grandmother's house and knocked on the door. A badly dubbed over conversation between Red and the wolf ensues. One day, while Red was out taking things to her grandmother, the wolf saw Red and thought of her as delicious. In the forest lived a "vicious" wolf (shown to simply be a nervous dachshund in a wolf-skin rug). Red ( John Cleese) is shown to be a gruff, 6 foot tall girl. A narrator explains how the house belonged to a woodcutter ( Graham Chapman), his wife (Idle) and their daughter, Little Red Riding Hood. In the forest behind them is a little house. The Olympic runner with the Olympic flame ( Eric Idle), still in bandages and with a crutch, gives the man a piggyback ride. Little Red Riding Hood is a sketch from Episode 1 of Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkus.Ī hitchhiker ( Terry Jones) is on the side of the road.
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